Brilliant!

My new fitness plan: put myself in situations that test my ability to cope with stress. Fail at coping, stress out until I have to exercise to regain sanity and prevent the accidental murder of an innocent in the heat of the moment. Work out for two hours because I can't stop. Then put on a Vince Noir tundra suit and play on the wii fit. On webcam. For pay. 


It's a flawless plan, I know. You don't need to tell me, I already know.